By Tommy Acosta
Sedona, AZ — As many of my readers know, one of my favorite little mind games is imagining I am in someone else’s shoes and what I would do if I were them. Especially those in high places and with mighty influence.
The midterms are almost here, and for today’s excursion, let’s begin with what I would do if I were the president to ensure a Republican victory on Nov. 3.
The first thing I would do is declare that the war with Iran has victoriously ended. I would point out that Iran’s army, air force and leadership have been decimated, as has its ability to make a nuclear bomb. Mission accomplished. No need to waste any more time, money and manpower in that neck of the woods so we can pay more attention to the communist threat 90 miles from Florida that has been festering for so many years.
We did what we said we would do, and we can celebrate our victory.
Next, I would place a call to my cronies in the energy industry and have them plunge the price of gas for a few weeks and not raise prices again until after the elections. Surely, they can be persuaded to cut their profits for a bit and then, with my blessings, raise them again even higher to make up for their loss.
I also would create an amnesty plan for those who self-deported, where they can be vetted and brought back to the States in a humane and measured way. I would also tell ICE to ice it for a while and keep itself out of the news for a few weeks so voters could be lulled into forgetting how mean these agents have been tearing babies from their mothers and all that.
I would also give every voting American a thousand bucks to offset the rise in living expenses my policies have created. And I will promise them even more if we win.
Also, I would drive home the fear that if the Republicans lose the election, America as we know it is doomed. Good old FOX News is doing a great job of that.
Now, if I were Bernie and the rest of the commies, I would be shouting from the mountaintops that it ain’t about politics or fear of what the Republicans are going to do to the country, but that Trump must be dumped at any price. Every vote against a Republican is a vote against Trump, and the mutual hate of the president by the entire Dem Party, from progressives to card-carrying Mao supporters, must unify them and get them to the polls. It’s got to be a make-it-or-break it vote because if the Republicans win, Trump will run for a third term, for sure. That should plunge a knife of icy fear in every Democrat’s heart.
That’s it. Nothing complicated. Tie every Republican candidate to Trump and convince people how good it’s gonna feel once they dump them all out of office.
And it wouldn’t hurt to promise free everything: from education to medical care, to food and cigars.
There it is. If either party takes my advice, they will win. If they both take my advice, then it’s a toss-up.
So, what’s it gonna be, boys? Play nice or hardball?
Like everybody is saying, this is the most important midterm election ever in our country.
Vote with a vengeance!
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The DSA candidates are Socialists in ideology but not reality, not Communists. Trump Inc are fascist pretending to be Patriotic Americans but are the furthest thing from Patriotic or American than one can be. Of course Hitler claimed to be a Socialist but sane individuals know he was a Fascist Lunatic just like Trump is. Only difference is Trump has non direct family members who are Jewish so he at least pretends he’s not an anti semite despite having a history of making antisemitic comments and posting antisemitic memes and tropes about Billary Clinstone and others during his 2015 run to ruin Democracy. Trumps administration and his MAGA led house and senate are full of White Supremacist (some very open some in the closet).
The DSA candidates want to make life in America free fair and equal for all not just one race or economic class and MAGA thinks that a crime? I’d much rather give a vote for a Candidate who who wants to help the masses over a hate filled minority of Epstein class criminals who are enriching themselves while shitting on everyone else. Has nothing to do with party and everything to do with ideology. You’re either supportive of the criminal status quo or you’re for America and its survival as a Democracy with Liberty and Justice for ALL rather than an Authoritarian America where only the wealthy live well and everyone else gets to eat cake.
Claiming Victory in Iran would fall short of the Criminal and Thief’s stated goal of a non nuclear Iran. We would be back to where we were before the JPOA and JCPOA were accepted by Iran with one caveat-the control the worlds shipping traffic in the entire region which is not a win either. I’m sure he will claim victory regardless because it was never about either of those things. It is and always has been mowing the lawn surrounding Israel and killing as many Muslim and Arab people as our two nations can muster given our limited supply of heavy weapons to kill them with.
There’s no middle road in American politics anymore. You are either supportive of hate, illegality, grift and even murder or you are against it. It’s that f-ing simple so don’t pretend as MAGA does that it is not. Just saying. This is not a drill!