By Sanford Bach–
Sedona, AZ — Yeah. Let’s face it. We are at war. Do you hear me? War! Get that through your head, America, because apparently some of you are more concerned about the price of gasoline and groceries than you are about NUCLEAR ANNIHILATION!
So cut our government a break. Our leaders are protecting us from Iran getting the bomb and casting the entire world into a nuclear holocaust. And what are Americans doing? Complaining that eggs cost too much. Eggs!
What good are cheap eggs when the planet has been reduced to a smoking radioactive cinder? You going to fry them on the hood of your vaporized Buick? Think, people!
Imagine Iran gets one bomb. Just one. BOOM! There goes civilization. New York? Gone. Los Angeles? Gone. Chicago? Gone. Cleveland? Probably gone, although somebody would have to check. The oceans boil. The mountains melt. The moon falls out of orbit. Nobody knows! That’s why we can’t take chances.
And you’re worried about gasoline going up a few bucks? Suck it up. Walk. Ride a bicycle. Buy a horse. This is America, for crying out loud. Our grandparents stormed beaches, built tanks and planted victory gardens. You can’t pay another twenty bucks to fill up the SUV?
We should be proud to sacrifice. Cut a few pennies here. Cut a few pennies there. Skip dessert. Wear the same underwear two days in a row. Whatever it takes to finance the war effort.
Think about our soldiers. Think about our pilots. Think about our troops. Think about the men and women putting themselves in harm’s way to protect us, our country and our way of life.
We are Americans. We are strong. We are proud. We are the greatest country in the world. Everybody wants to live here. We are the defenders of peace.
And that is precisely why we must wage war.
You can’t have peace without war. Everybody knows that.
And now, with the midterm elections getting closer, this is no time to start whining about the cost of living. We need unity. WE need to win both houses. If we lose the world will never be the same again. Stop your complaining. Get it into your heads:
- ARE. AT. WAR. Period.
War is fighting. War is killing. War is ruthless. War is no mercy. War is war. And that is why we have to stand behind our government, our troops and our president.
Because we cannot let Iran get the bomb. Not one. They get one bomb and it’s dominoes, baby. One bomb becomes two. Two becomes four. Four becomes eight. Pretty soon somebody has 64 bombs, Greenland disappears, the North Pole explodes, Santa is homeless and civilization is over.
Do you want that on your conscience? Of course not.
So, stop whining. We need a unified country. We need Americans standing tall, waving our flags and refusing to take any shit from anybody.
And anybody who says America isn’t perfect needs to take a good hard look in the mirror. You think we’re bad? Bad? We’re Americans!
We’re proud to be Americans. We’ll fight to the end. We’ll fight when we’re fighting. We’ll fight when we’re not fighting. And if necessary, we’ll fight about whether we’re fighting.
That’s how committed we are.
So quit complaining about gasoline. Quit complaining about groceries. Quit complaining about inflation. Take your medicine. Make your sacrifices. Keep America strong.
Because remember: If Iran gets even one nuclear bomb, the entire planet could explode.
And then just imagine what gasoline will cost.
That’s all I have to say.
— Sanford Bach