SEDONA, AZ – May 11, 2025 — Good Day, Earthlings.
Before we get into the digital confetti and self-congratulatory back-pats, a moment of heartfelt sincerity: Happy Mother’s Day to three incredible women—my mother Elaine, my radiant wife Donna, and every mom who’s ever juggled chaos with caffeine and a smile. You are appreciated more than a website refresh button during a Wi-Fi outage.
Now, onto the news…
Cue the fanfare and dramatically unnecessary drumroll: my new website, www.AllenElfman.com, officially launches Wednesday, May 14th, 2025. That’s right—I’ve entered the 2020s. I know, some of you are shocked I didn’t already have a personal site, but in my defense, I’ve been busy juggling a dozen social media platforms, six interviews a week, and trying to teach my printer how to behave.
This digital masterpiece will feature everything a proper website should have (minus a pop-up offering 10% off candles). It includes:
- A Home Page that’s just humble enough to say “welcome” but confident enough to whisper, “you’re lucky to be here.”
- An About Me section where you’ll learn more about my life than my last three exes ever did.
- A full Services Page, where I explain why hiring me is basically like hiring a PR Jedi.
- A Portfolio Page of past work that proves I’ve been busy doing more than just talking into a camera.
- Direct links to both www.MYAZTV.net and www.VisitingSedona.com—because you know I’m all about that brand synergy.
- Social media icons that aren’t just for show—I will read your messages, unless they come from spam bots or people trying to sell me crypto.
- And the crown jewel: a Links Page that’s the internet’s version of a Swiss Army knife—curated, relevant, and refreshingly free of clickbait.
So please, take a stroll through my brand-new online empire. Poke around. Explore. Judge. And if you have thoughts—brilliant, helpful, or downright absurd—I’d love to hear them. DM me on social media or send a carrier pigeon if that’s more your speed.
See you online,
Allen Elfman
King of the Red Rocks, Chief of PR Shenanigans.
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