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    Allen Elfman set to Leave Sedona

    May 4, 2025No Comments
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    Hello my faithful followers, fans, and nosey neighbors…

    It is I, Allen Elfman — your ever-dedicated, occasionally caffeinated, and always dramatically passionate Verizon Manager for the Village of Oak Creek.

    Important News!
    Brace yourselves: I will be gone for three whole days (May 6–8) as I venture to the exotic land of California. No, not for a beach vacation (I wish), but for the thrilling world of Russell Cellular’s Manager Training — because apparently, my overwhelming charm and deep knowledge of phones still need fine-tuning.

    Yes, this is our semi-annual corporate ritual to ensure that we, as a Verizon Authorized Retailer under Russell Cellular, are polished, prepped, and packing even more ways to upgrade your plan and fix that thing you broke but won’t admit to.

    While I’m away…
    Please give a warm, Sedona-style welcome to our newest wireless wizard, Miss McKayla B.
    She is a local Sedona Girl, with a heart of gold and a background in hospitality — which means, unlike me, she might offer you water and a smile before asking how many gigs of data you think you use (it’s more than you think).

    Now for the juicy stuff — promotions!

    • Free iPhone 16 Pro
    • Free Samsung Galaxy 25+
    • Or go rogue and get the Google Pixel 9 Pro
      …Just for switching and upgrading to Unlimited Ultimate. Because, yes, we reward loyalty and spontaneity.

    Also, if you’re a DoorDasher, Uber driver, contractor, or full-time hustler — come see if you qualify for one of our Small Business accounts. We love a good side gig.

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    Want blazing-fast home internet?
    Let us check your address and see if you qualify for Verizon 5G Home Internet. Because buffering is for boomers.

    Need me personally?
    I’ll be back Friday, May 9th — tan-free but full of corporate wisdom.
    DM me or call if you’ve got my number. I’ll pencil you in between coffee breaks and fixing your cracked screen.

    Location:
    Verizon Wireless – Sedona Vista Village
    6657 AZ Hwy 179, Suite D-3
    Sedona, AZ 86351

    Bonus tip:
    While you’re in the plaza, swing by and get your future read by Madam V — our local astrologer, empath, and master of all things mystical. Tell her Allen sent you, and she might reveal if you’re eligible for a free tablet and Mercury retrograde coverage.

    See you soon, stay wireless, and don’t forget: you deserve excellent service with a side of sarcasm.

    — Allen E.
    Your favorite Verizon guy (and semi-pro astrologer referral agent)

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